it takes a village

Today we left the house.

*shudder*

We were driving along and passed a street called Friendship Village Rd.

kid: Do you want to go to Friendship Village?
me: No.
kid: But it sounds nice and friendly.
me: I want to visit Mind Your Own Fucking Business Village.
kid: THAT really wouldn’t be a “village” then.
me: Mind your own business.
kid: *silence*